pap socks

A new kind of sock. Checkered and fuzzy. Can be worn anywhere with anything. The coolest thing you can wear!

Yo! Sick pap socks!

by Pink Dolphin January 27, 2016

Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.

A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.

by QuacksO June 30, 2018

Pap smear

The Papanicolaou test is a method of cervical screening used to detect potentially precancerous and cancerous processes in the cervix. Abnormal findings are often followed up by more sensitive diagnostic procedures and if warranted, interventions that aim to prevent progression to cervical cance

Jane had to get a Pap smear when she was at the gynecologist

by Heyitsj000 April 8, 2019

pap-the-pope

when papping is so easy you got all the pope's worth

That's a total pap-the-pope deal, you should totally act on it.

by Onder wonder November 28, 2021

Pap poes

When someone is is being a naai, you call him a pap poes.

Example: "Stop acting like Ruben" you're being a pap poes.

by Yo poes February 21, 2022

PAP-TRAP Appendix

A written example of a balrogs tail whip. An appendix to an article which serves information that uncomfortably captures you, and pulls you down into deep darker issues. These issues have been present all along but the appendix unavoidably presents them to you.

Pal 1: Mate did you see what they wrote at the end of that news article,shocking
Pal2: Yeh proper PAP-TRAP Appendix...

by grazer7 September 12, 2023

pap walk

A staged walk, often performed by celebrities, where they are intentionally photographed by paparazzi. This walk is typically used to generate publicity for a new relationship, launch a fashion line, or as a rebound tactic after a breakup.

“Did you see the latest pap walk by that actor? It looks like he’s trying to make his ex jealous.”

“Her new fashion line must be dropping soon; she’s been doing a lot of pap walks lately.”

by anonymous June 13, 2024