palm hockey

A euphemism for masturbation.

"There's someone in this library playing palm hockey. Gross."

by BillyStalin October 12, 2014

palm music

Honking your horn at the moron on the road while driving. Named as such because the honking "music" is being played with the palm of the hand.

"This jerk thinks he can just sit on the road and block traffic? Maybe a little palm music will get him moving."

by DJKydKrazy May 12, 2016

Palm J

Blending any variety of palm bay, with a significant amount of Jack Daniel's.

"If you don't drink Palm J's, then fuck you!"

by DJSKIER February 15, 2017

palm burn

When you masturbate to much you get a rash on your palm.

Tim I masturbated so much last night that I got a palm burn and it hurts.

by Jaden8421 October 24, 2018

palm one out

Masturbating. Making the bald man cry, choking your chicken, dancing with Rosie Palmer.

Man, I'm horny. Think I'm gonna go home and palm one out.

by tnayyyyy December 20, 2018

Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned

1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.

by Broken teeth bad tattoos May 6, 2019

Palm Springsteen

A sick band with even sicker members. Their fanbase is full of fuckin crackheads and the lead singer has an odd fascination with avocados but it’s fine. Also, the guitarist is basically Keanu Reeves so you have no choice but to stan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stream Hey There Cowgirl by Palm Springsteen

by whiskeyroscoe October 31, 2019