st edwards oxford 

St Edwards Oxford school. Low key good, but shit teaching. Girls are snakes and start drama while all the boys are pedos racists, both are rich daddy’s money pricks. The shells are violently bullied… for character!!!

Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction

person 1 - « do you know of St Edwards Oxford «
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »

st edwards oxford by snug cb kid go je j go cvhy November 13, 2022

Built-In Oxford Dictionary. 

A vast and strong vocabulary.

That nerd has a Built-In Oxford Dictionary.

Built-In Oxford Dictionary. by EyeForEye December 31, 2024

orford

Orford is the roughest place to live in warrington. It has unbelievably high crime rates and is infested with chavs. You can never feel safe in orford because there are too many dodgy people around, and the houses there are like sheds, proper council houses every corner you turn you will most likely see a drug deal or stabbing. Gun violence is high, and alot of illegal activity occurs. Contrasts to places such as sankey and penketh.

You’ll get shanked in orford, be careful.
Sankey is a lot safer and posher than orford.

orford by anonymous1234._ July 19, 2018

oxfordising 

The process of a being transforming into a resident of oxford. Changes include a higher pitched posher voice, smarter fancy clothes and the excessive urge to read books.

A) What happened to Jimmy? He's become so posh.

B) Hes been oxfordising

oxfordising by dictionnn October 22, 2009

Offord

An out of touch male who is disconnected enough from the world to drive an old Ford. Believed to be a shortening of the descriptive sentence "Old Fucking Ford Driver".

The term is atypical of people of ginger descent, but can be applied to people not born into Red Power.

Whilst this person can be easily described as a "Douche Bag", it requires far too much energy for someone so far down the food chain.

Look at that retard driving down the road in that clapped out Fiesta. He's even playing Final Countdown loudly on the tape deck.............what a fucking Offord.

Offord by Monday-StayedIndoors July 31, 2009

Oxfordism

Stupid phrases or quotes said by everyday people. Influenced by the famous dumb quotes of Mr. G.W. Bush, that came to be known as bushisms, the only requirements for an oxfordism are:
1) it has to be funny.
2) it has to be stupid in nature.
3) it has to never have been said before.

The word Oxfordism gives credit to the University of Oxford (the oldest English speaking university) mixed with famous Bushisms stated above.

Eric: "I'm a liberal! i stand for liberty!"
Tim: "Are you serious right now? wow, that was quite an oxfordism there, Eric."

Oxfordism by blizard29 April 22, 2009

oxferdad 

a male ox with fur.

i saw an oxferdad and it had a child that’s why it was a oxfer”dad”

oxferdad by oxfermoms123 December 9, 2018