Offord

An out of touch male who is disconnected enough from the world to drive an old Ford. Believed to be a shortening of the descriptive sentence "Old Fucking Ford Driver".

The term is atypical of people of ginger descent, but can be applied to people not born into Red Power.

Whilst this person can be easily described as a "Douche Bag", it requires far too much energy for someone so far down the food chain.

Look at that retard driving down the road in that clapped out Fiesta. He's even playing Final Countdown loudly on the tape deck.............what a fucking Offord.

Offord by Monday-StayedIndoors July 31, 2009

offord

A moronic typo made by people who cannot spell afford.

Ferdinand: Did you look up Pixy Stix?

Alexander: Yup, it said "a sugery powder inside a paper tube. for people who can't offord crack."

offord by G. Rammar N. Azi December 14, 2012

Oxford Street BBQ 

When the boys gather around a bbq and have a circle jerk and cum into the flames of the BBQ. You then proceed to inhale the vapour of your own cum and those around you.

Originated in the straightest city in the world, Sydney Australia. And is named after a predominantly gay street in Sydney, Oxford Street.

Hey Adam, why are those boys having a wank next to a bbq.

Don’t worry Raph they are just participating in the ancient tradition of an Oxford street BBQ. Let’s join them and add our cum to the juicy concoction.

Oxford Street BBQ by SydneySinner69 January 1, 2021

oxford blunt 

Basically a regular blunt but using a page from a book, instead of the more traditional 'blunt-wrap'.

Person 1: Hey pal, we out of blunt-wraps?

Their Pal: Yeah, but no worries: I've got some Byron lying around. We'll have to settle for an oxford blunt

oxford blunt by the truth teller May 17, 2017

Oxford, Ohio 

A drinking town with a college problem

GREEN BEER DAY, only found in Oxford

Oxford, Ohio by Meg February 28, 2005

oxford hills comprehensive high school 

A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.

A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.

"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"

"The drool school"

Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!

oxford hills comprehensive high school by P. PICKLE DICKERSON May 3, 2018

online Oxford

This is a sarcastic comment regarding online diploma mill degree quality.

Man, which online Oxford did that clown get their degree from?

online Oxford by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021