MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830

joke don't call that

woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

by deezmomiscool January 18, 2022

LEI POD ONFICE

A real CLOSET CASE as he has way more when he STINKS.

Thr only way people are going to come back as you have to have a LEI POD ONFICE which after COVID C0R0NA A DELTA, OMNICRON, DELTACR0N as the OFFICE is forever OFF but that one is being equipped with REASONSBLE SIZES where you are WELCOMED T0 RELAX etc on your LONG CONTRACTED BREAK.

by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 20, 2022

My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起，我迷路了，请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

The house on fire

When something or someone is completely fucked and fucked up in a situation.

The Clippers down by 50, the house on fire.

by I’m the I in nice. November 11, 2023

Light the pencil on fire, put it down

Saying something you know for a fact is true, but everybody says it isn't.

Person 1: Light the pencil on fire, put it down here, because the police literally arrested me, but i literally did nothing!
Person 2: Oh come on, you know that isn't true, you did something bad, didn't you?
Person 1: I didn't!

by darealyohedatrapperlol February 19, 2026

The world is on fire

Yeah, I don't though.

Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

why we on fire

cuz we lit

why we on fire
cuz we lit 🪱

by GoodCivilian November 20, 2025