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Noble

A shitty town where the jocks are stuck up and think they are everything that they're not, and the football team loses because the jocks think they're better than each other. The girls are fugly and most of them are sluts, and the school has the highest pregnancy rate of the county and they make anyone that isn't a football player an outcast.
Guy: You guys are such fucking dorks, football is the best sport ever no ones better than me
Girl: Oh my god, that guy is sooo hot, he plays football!

Normal student: God noble is such a shitty town, the team sucks and the jocks are asshole
Normal Student 2: Yeah so true dude. Sick and tired of Noble.
by PrincipleAsshat January 7, 2011
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Noslen

A Grub. Often found bustling in the undergrowth, searching for rotten leaves. Enjoys tricep dips. Often referred to as Noslen The Grub.
Here comes Noslen, I can hear him dipping furiously. What a grub.
by Ballbag21 May 14, 2015
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Nolee

A brunette w/ a sharp sarcastic humour and has a mind that truly resides in the gutter.
"Hey, who's that girl you were taking to?"
"Ahhh she's just your regular nolee you know?"
"Oh, she seemed like she had a good sense of humour too."
by hotshot26 April 21, 2010
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nigger note

A letter, summons or report to place something or somebody on notice for unsatisfactory bahavior or work.
My parents told me that if I get another Nigger Note from the teacher that I'll be grounded for a month!

The supervisor already gave me two Nigger Notes for being late for work, one more and I'm fired!
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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Nobles

1. A large worthless body mass capable of an undeserved power trip, belittling more important beings
Pledge:"That guy is being a 'Nobles'... What a Dick!"
by Norbes December 5, 2009
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Barnes and Noble

1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."

"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."

"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009
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Johnny One-Note

A one-hitter who repeats the same tired mantra over and over. It's used to described some shrill, tired ideologue or academic that pompously echoes some quaint notion or idea endlessly, and expects everyone to see his supposed wisdom and bow in concurrence.
Bruce is Johnny One-Note. He thinks the solution to the nation's debt crisis is the government continually spending more and more. Following his counsel will only worsen the predicament.
by RyanMS May 2, 2011
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