net nonce

One who views child pornography on the internet.Perpetuates market and causes children to be abused in photos.

PD subscribed to a child porn website and got traced, he felt like killing himself.

by plinth February 14, 2004

National Nonce day

May 1st , a day where all nonces and pedophiles alike gather to celebrate their join interest in kids.

Hey Tom , I heard your dads celebrating National Nonce day!

by Okbarry April 28, 2020

Nonce Scence

Being aware of nonces in your local area and knowing which celebrities are nonces.

"Im talking nonce scence"
"That liitle boy was thinking nonce scence"

by Adam Clarke August 6, 2004

Nonce

Someone who likes to touch, or at least try and touch kids.

Person 1 - "Hey did you hear about Elf!?"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"

by GetToTheChoppa September 8, 2013

Nonce

Curtis Mountain.

"Curtis Mountain is a Nonce"

by The_Walking_Moustache (Noz) April 2, 2019

Ponce-nonce

Word used to describe a male who has sex with underage boys and girls by day, and dresses up like a woman and cruises for sex by night. See nonce.

Is that a man or a lady fucking those children?

by Tinkerboy May 13, 2005

Noness

pronounced no ness. used as exclamation for something you find unfair/shocking/what the hell. Useful for tricky situations where you might like to say something along the lines of 'Fuck off is that fair' but the audience wouldn't approve of that language!!!!

Oh my god, my phone isn't working anymore. Noness!!!

Teacher: Get out my classroom. Your behaviour is despicable
Student: Noness!!!

by estemo September 15, 2007