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Nipple Jizz

dude when i was five i sucked stephen's moms nipple jizz.
by babysealclubber60969 March 3, 2011
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Nipple fuck

When you slap your dick on a woman’s nipples till you cum
Titty fucking is so last year, i nipple fucked her last night
by John Cheese Meluch April 4, 2019
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nipple stand

when a nipple gets aroused in some way or another to the point where it becomes hard.
i was rubbin up on her, and she got a nipple stand that could cut glass
by sbEr June 4, 2005
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nippytown

Girl: My big berthas are in nippytown!
by nipsrule August 7, 2007
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Nipple Cold

Weather so cold that it makes your nipples hard.
by jcooke91 December 25, 2010
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Nappy Happy

Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.

Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.

They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!

This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.

The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.

Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
by little-miss can't do wrong December 27, 2011
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Nipple Fish

(Pygocentrus Nippleri) The Pink Bellied Piranha, a.k.a. the Nipple Fish, is native to the Amazon River and remote regions of the southern tip of the continent of South America as well as Southern Central America.

The Nipple Fish is known as the nipple fish for two reasons, namely for attacking and latching onto the nipples of nearby mammals that enter the water and for the pink "nipple-esque" color of their underbellies.
"Those Nipple Fish are some nasty little fuckers. They'll latch on and wont let go unless you kill them."

"Tom was drowned by a group of Nipple Fish. Be careful, if you see a piranha, you better hope its a red bellied piranha. They'll just kill you.
Pink bellies- now they'll take you down slow. Starting with the nipples."
by phileeope January 1, 2014
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