by john hams john ham September 16, 2009
Get the neopolitan mug.When your girl is on her period, shit in her fanny and also fill it with cum, this will provide the three colours of a neapolitan, then use your dick as a spoon to smash away.
Sandra "I'm on my period we can't do anything tonight; duncan " oh yes we can I fancy a neapoliton sundae"
by Richard (Dick) Bona June 12, 2011
Get the neapoliton Sundae mug.by memerino October 7, 2016
Get the neopolitan super glasing mug.A term used to describe the appearance of the rectum after a night of aggressive anal penetration. When feces, cum, and blood mix together it gives the appearance of melted neopolitan icecream.
Oakley "I really wore his ass out last night."
Silas "Gave him the old neopolitan donut didn't you?"
Silas "Gave him the old neopolitan donut didn't you?"
by Ra2000bc June 2, 2017
Get the Neopolitan donut mug.Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.
Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.
by klosiN May 1, 2018
Get the neopolitan complex mug.Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.
Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.
Bring it,noob.
Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.
Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.
You brought this on yourself.
You brought this on yourself.
by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018
Get the Neopolitan Love Fist mug.When you make a girl's asshole bleed, blow your load, then she poops it out, hence the white, pink, and brown color scheme.
by poopygoo114 March 5, 2019
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