Nascar

Nascar is an awesome bad-ass sport that aint just for rednecks. all you city slickers out there need get this through yalls thick heads: Nascar takes a TON of talent and is a very exciting sport if you actually try to like it and if you have a favorite driver to cheer on. so just shut the hell up bout Nascar. and not all rednecks are just inbred pieces of shit like yall think.

Redneck 1: Did you watch the Nascar race last night?

Redneck 2: HELL YES!!! best race of the year cause Tony Stewart, Kyle Busch, Jeff Gordon, and Kevin Harvick all wrecked!! plus Jr. won it!!

Redneck 1: yupp mighty darn good race but i drank my last case of Budwieser...

Redneck 2: that sucks...

by None of your DAMN business!! September 3, 2010

Nascar

To receive oral sex while watching a televised sporting event.

"Yeah that dude totally got Nascarred the other day by his girlfriend!"

by NewAdgeMusic June 26, 2007

nascar

Nascar is the hardest sport to do.
Nascar is boring to watch.

Nascar is for people who cant turn right.

by yayareavaulter April 13, 2007

nascar

US word for what is called in the UK Touring Car Racing, only cars are much bigger and seriouly faster on the straights but don't have to go round real corners.

AJ not only raced Nascar and Indy but also raced in Europe

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

Nascar

When someone or somthing is extremly redneck or country.
Its like an oval then ima turn to the left.

Damn thats the third time the police have been over to Rick's house this week for beating know thats Nascar.

Look at that idot with chilli salse all over him hes fucking Nascar.
That guys is throwing up Busch Light everywhere thats fucking Nascar.
All that guy does it drink beer and work on his car wow thats Nascar.
That Guy smoked a pack of reds in a hour thats Nascar.
I think hes been on a crystal meth smoking bender for a week thats nascar.
That guy has 4 girls names tattoed on to him and three of then are crossed out thats Nascar as fuck.

by Radric Johnson August 29, 2011

nascar

The sport in which you drive around in circles, and make strategic left or right turns. A favorite amongst rednecks.

lets go watch some cars drive around. (nascar)

by ChingChongChung April 8, 2013

nascar

Id like to see a motorcycle do zero to 100 MPH in one second like an NHRA funny car

You just dont give up do you sarcomax

by Cotton Hill(killed 50 men) March 7, 2003