Definitions by PURRfection

NASCAR

Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

As a true sports enthusiast, I can't say that I'm interested in NASCAR, because it's basically just a 'non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.'

NASCAR by PURRfection January 27, 2019

DENIAL 

The acronym for the phrase: "Don't Even kNow I Am Lying."

When I'm in DENIAL, I 'don't even know I am lying' to myself.

DENIAL by PURRfection January 26, 2019

FEAR 

Acronym for "False Evidence Appearing Real."

FEAR is merely a thought created in the mind, that is blown out of proportion, in other words, it's 'false evidence appearing real.'

FEAR by PURRfection January 26, 2019

Gomer

A huge pile (in reference to Gomer Pyle) or line of any powder-type of substance that is to be snorted or inhaled using a straw into the nostril.

I've only been doing small lines lately, so I figured I was ready to step it up by snorting a gomer.

Gomer by PURRfection December 15, 2018

Tri-polar 

A word used to describe a person who is or acts "bi-polar" or whose mood is completely unpredictable to an extreme level.

My girlfriend's mental diagnosis was so off the charts that they said she wasn't bi-polar - she's tri-polar!

Tri-polar by PURRfection December 15, 2018

Fabsolutely

A word used as an adverb and/or adjective to describe a person, place, thing or idea that one considers to be fabulous in every sense of the word, or 'absolutely fabulous' in addition to other adjectives.

I'm all decked out tonight and I feel fabsolutely amazing!

Fabsolutely by PURRfection December 15, 2018