Monty Jakubowicz

A Small Japanese Sumo Gangster, Having been convicted of the attempted assassinations of Anthony Alexander and Mr Ian Urmston.

I Heard Monty Jakubowicz went on a rampage with a steamroller the other day.

by Richard Sage March 15, 2009

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motterboat

The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

He wants to motterboat in her rack so bad...

by Master Pedro July 26, 2015

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A mother to an entire discord server of almost 12,000 people. Momty is one of the best people in that discord server. She is smart, brave, intelligent, kind, and loyal. The discord server would be so different without her.

Momty is a mother to about 12,000 people.

by XShadowWindX June 12, 2021

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a brethren of males at charles sturt university wagga, where the first years shave their heads and have fucked names like flaps. the duck wagga is their crib. go there if ur desperate and want a root. they conduct themselves like bogans but are the most popular kids on campus. everyone tells u to stay away from them but nobody listened because they are the most fun there is on csu campus. the have a mottage which is a cottage on campus full of motts, which reslife hates but continues to continue to make a mottage and upgrade it when though they drive all over the lawn. some of them are quite attractive if they grew their hair. majority of them have small penis anyway. most of them study ag science.

“omg did u see that mott dingo last night at the duck”
“yes he was so hot”
“yeah but he has no hair and has a small cock”
“damn. he’s hot though”
“yeah but lives in the mottage”

by Mottsrus69 April 21, 2022

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