Ben Morris

A Ben Morris is a guy who is the first to deal out banter while completely disregarding his own shortcomings. If you are being a Ben Morris this will mean you will not give a girl more than 2 seconds eye contact if she doesn’t have more than 8 fingers worth of forehead. If the time arises where a Ben Morris may find his ‘perfect 8’ he will fall in love within the first 10 minutes of interaction, from here, it would be the respective Ben Morris’ life motive to make this girl his. A Ben Morris will also find himself caught up in the moment very easily, often grinding on a girl in a club for what perceivably would be 4+ hours.

Dropping out of plans to see the new found forehead is also heavily associated with doing a Ben Morris, never underestimate a Ben Morris’ capacity to drop all long made plans at the last minute.

“Legend has it Ben Morris is still grinding on Courtney in bunker to this day”

“Mate you’ve known her 20 minutes, don’t do a Ben Morris”

Joe: “where’s jack tonight, thought he was out?”
Walt: “ nah mate not tonight, he’s doing a complete Ben Morris”

by Rusty Crack August 6, 2019

saving myself for Morrissey

One who is celibate intentionally or unintentionally like the famous singer Morrissey who was famously celibate for much of his life.

Are you on the pull tonight? No I'm saving myself for Morrissey

by Steven Patrick Moore March 24, 2008

Toni Morrison

Author of Beloved.

See choadarific.

Toni Morrison may have been on one or more controlled substances while writing "Beloved."

by Albie Wangsta April 13, 2004

Morrisons

Morrisons is a supermarket chain in the UK. It used to be called Safeway. Their slogan is "More reasons to shop at Morrisons" They're colour scheme is yellow(Safeways was red).

Lets all get our shopping from Morrisons

by Geon106 December 6, 2006

morrisons

A Supermarket Chain, Mostly found in Yorkshire

'Lets all go down to Morrisons and get some grub'

by Vicksy July 3, 2006

morrison

Australian term used to refer to an elderly suburban man, in his late 40s, to mid 50s, possibly retired, who is usually rather quiet, grey around the edges and a good friend to have.

Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"

"Let's invite that Morrison bloke to the barbie, Roz."

"MORRISON!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

Zac Morris

Was a popular character on the hit 90's Teen show "Saved by the bell". He is a cross between ferris bueller and Tom Cruise. Was always coming up with ideas to make money or get the hot girls in school. The ideas would always back fire and he would get what was coming to him, all in the 30 minutes. Had a cell phone that was as big as a small dog.

"OMG, look at that guy he is so a zac morris, is that a cell phone or a chihuahua?"

by SuckItSeattle July 5, 2008