mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"

by mark101 June 12, 2008

mona

the godess of Aberigian people who falls in love with Eros the god of sex and candy. According to legend, she hates paintings and pictures of herself.

Today we read about Mona in Greek Mythology

by Hand sanatizer May 8, 2006

Mona

Mona is commonly mistaken for Moana.

MAKE WAY MAKE WAY MOANA.

MONA MAKE WAY MAKE WAY! I AM MONA.

by jojo is better than you August 19, 2018

monkalope

Half monkey/half jackalope engaged in the architecture profession; prefers to be labeled a "Designer" and when questioned on issues becomes easily flustered.

Although the monkalope is primarily a land dwelling animal, it favours the use of bodies of water for exercise purposes.

Favorite food, bear claws.

Has been known to keep gnomes as close friends/lovers.

The monkalope, although cunning and quick with the paper balls, is not perceptive of his sorroundings.

by scott d August 6, 2005

Mankakke

When multiple females surround one or two males and ejaculate all over their face and torso

"Did you hear what happened to Frank last night? He totally got Mankakked"

by zUzaque November 8, 2006

monad

The singular forum of the word gonads. To have only one testicle.

Hey ever since that infection, my monad has been swollen and sore.

by BURNiN4TOR August 30, 2005

monage a toi

One guy having sex with two girls. Used in the sitcom, "Seinfeld."

I want to have a monage a toi with my girlfriend's roomate.

by Andrew LFC January 4, 2007