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Mississippi Mud Milkshake

When a person gives themselves an enema, but holds it in. You then have vigorous sex. Just before climax, he rams his dick in your ass and cums. When he pulls out the fluids explode from your rectum like blender on high speed with no lid on.
Man, me and George tried a Mississippi Mud Milkshake last night.....let's just say the housekeeper isn't gonna be happy in the morning.
by Poetanddidntknowit October 10, 2017
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banana milkshake

When a girl is giving you a blow job and right before the man ejaculates, he pulls it out and starts swinging it in a helicopter motion, releasing onto face. ENJOY!!
My boyfriend surprised me with the best banana milkshake ever, it only took 45 minutes to clean up.
by Mr. Dark matter November 9, 2010
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magic milkshake

milk that has been boiled with cannabis then had fruit added. when ingested makes the drinker high or stoned depending on the concentration of cannabis
yo man lets go make some magic milkshake !!!
by stoner January 1, 2004
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Stawberry Milkshake

When having sex with a menstruating woman, the penis is pulled out just prior to ejaculation, then manually ejaculated into the pool of smelly blood on the sheet. The resulting mixture is known as a "Strawberry Milkshake"
I heard Tommy shared a strawberry milkshake with your girlfriend.
by Bluegill August 12, 2004
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donkey milkshake

After a successful donkey punch, the mixture of fecal matter, semen and occasionally blood that oozes from the unconscious (fe)male's anus.
After a night of wild sex, the sheets were drenched in Gladys' donkey milkshake.
by Duncan Smith July 14, 2006
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Chocolate Milkshake

When you change from anal intercourse to oral sex right at the moment of climax.
We were having sex the other night when I decided to give her a chocolate milkshake.
by D J R August 6, 2006
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Chocolate Milkshake

a sexual act where a man craps and cums in a girls mouth the girl then either mixes it up in her mouth and spits it on the mans penis or swallows and then throws it up on his penis he then has sex with her with the mixture on his penis.
guy: hey baaaaabyy wanna chocolate milkshake?
girl: hell no thats nasty!
by XOXOYOUREWELCOMEXOXO February 10, 2010
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