Oven Mitt

1 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

That girl was such a whore that Marc was able to oven mitt her last night.

by assaulter April 20, 2009

Oven Mitt

v. - The act of inserting a man's penis and testicles (the entire package) into another's anus.

Bob knew Judy was loose, but he never would have guessed that he could Oven Mitt her.

by Lee Fuzz December 14, 2003

sith mitt

pun on the expression "safe mate"; a sith lord's glove

Q: 'ere John, you orright mate?
A: yeah Dave, sith mitt...

by southside label October 7, 2006

oven mitt

You stick your fist up someone's ass, pull it out and it's completely covered in shit.

"Oh damn, that's a stinky oven mitt, where did you get it?"

"Casey's ass."

by whowearsshortshorts March 30, 2010

Mitt-based cinema

A form of twentieth century cinema revolving around conceptions of the animal and human hand.

I just don't rate mitt-based cinema. What does the hand actually signify?

by JimmyAtWork May 13, 2009

Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper

To flip-flop to make yourself look good for Southern Social Conservatives.

To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.

To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national

"Don't vote of a Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper" you'll never know what he supports.

by Bay Stater for truth January 11, 2008

keep your mitts off

informal: Keep one’s hands away from; not touch:

‘keep your mitts off the fan control!’

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016