Chocolate Minimilk

To pull out during anal intercourse only to find your old boy is covered in shit therefore resembling a Chocolate Minimilk.

Zak '' dude how was the anal? ''
Wayne'' Chocolate Minimilk! ''

Zak '' good aren't they? ''
Wayne'' not bad , i prefer strawberry ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

Minimus

Bands formed in the Crewe and Nantwich region.

as in: "Minimus Chimp"

by Melvin Slut January 8, 2005

MiniMurderdoll

MiniMurderdoll/MMD is liek teh sex god......nobody turns him down

MiniMurderdoll is good in bed
MiniMurderdoll is amazing
MiniMurderdoll has teh b1g c0cK

by Duck Tales February 10, 2005

minimoon

Short trip after a couple gets married in place of a full honeymoon.

My friends are taking a minimoon right after they get married. They are going on their actual honeymoon trip in a few months.

by clearedtoland April 13, 2009

Minimalistic

Minimalistic is a pretentious and, ironically, an overblown and maximalist way of saying minimal. Favoured by Millennial designers in talking about their work, it is now creeping into wider usage. It is only trumped by the use of minimalisticness.

I made it all monotone to keep everything as minimalistic as possible.

I'm a real minimalistic designer.
I love the minimalisticness of the typography!

by MrSeymour June 1, 2018

Minimum Wage

The least amount an employer can pay someone for there work

Staci : Thanks for taking me to Red Lobster Mark!
Mark : No problem anything for a beautiful girl like you!
Staci : Awe your so sweet so how are your Planet Fitness gym's doing!
Mark : Uh they are doing great yeah too bad my ex wife got one in the divorce but at least I still got two more!
Staci : Wow I bet your loaded with cash!
Mark : Uh yeah im so rich I don't even have to work just manage my gym's!
Kiersten : Wow Mark what the hell are you doing here are you sure you can afford this place?
Staci : Of coarse he can he's rich!
Kiersten : Well last time I checked he was broke and working at my Big Lot's store for Minimum Wage!
Staci : BROKE You work at Big Lot's for Minimum Wage?
Mark : Well three bitches trapped me into getting them pregnant and ruined my life!
Staci : So what was I going to get when you got me pregnant you Minimum Wage loser!
Kiersten : Probably his bicycle LOL! Oh Mark I hope you don't try to skip the check cause I know where you work!
Mark : Soo wanna go back to my apartment and help me use this condom!
Staci : Uhh HELL NO why don't you get another job cause your Minimum Wage won't cover the food you ordered here GOODBYE!
Mark : MOTHER FUCK I hate Minimum Wage!
Steve : Hey Mark I still like you I make Minimum Wage too! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

by SlopNChop November 5, 2018

minimum wage

$5.15 per hour: what Michael Reppert/ mexicans earn in a hard day's work

You're earning minimum wage at the golf course? That's nothin... that's how much I paid your mom last night.

by Drew November 13, 2003