Milk

Something my dad went to get and never came back with.

Okay I be right back I forgot the milk from the store.

by Dabhardmoore April 30, 2020

Milk

Something all the white boys drink

Milk

by Moonlightthemouseyt May 13, 2020

Milk

The cutest and sweetest person you will ever meet. Anybody who has any form of Milk in her/his name is a legend and shall be treated like royalty. They've been through a lot in life but still continue to be bubbly and cheerful. A true role model.

Boy: "Woah...that girl is so cute. What's her name?"
Girl: "Oh that's Milk! She has a heart of gold."

by Kita is my daddy (Mikky) May 26, 2020

Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

by _mxmq May 31, 2020

Milk

The thing your dad left to get all those years ago

Dad: Alright son, im just going to get milk, im going to be back soon!

Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!

*7 years later*

Son: he still hasn't came back yet

by Dat was ALL me 😤 June 1, 2020

Milk

*insert Father joke*

he didnt get the milk

by the legendary yodeler June 3, 2020

Milk

Someone or something that is god awful

Ethan: yo man hop on that verdansk
Buddy: nah bro you’re absolute milk 🥛

by Tdizzle14 June 20, 2020