by DJ Formation August 26, 2005
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When a guy has intercourse with a girl while she is menstruating and he pulls out and she blows him and then he wipes his dick off in her hair thus leaving her with red hair and a red ring around her mouth looking like a disheveled Ronald McDonald.
by godfather_of_soul October 23, 2010
Get the Messy Ronald mug.Someone (the cat) who is known for being a bit of a character. Enjoys getting absolutely battered on alcohol and drugs, yet is still a 'cat' because they're so smooth
Jim - 'carol is a messy cat, did you see her last night?'
Sharon - 'I did indeed, what a messy cat she was'
Sharon - 'I did indeed, what a messy cat she was'
by packjugh July 7, 2011
Get the messy cat mug.the act of vomiting on someone's ass and using it as lube to fuck them. the term was first originated in 1920 under the holy see of pope benedict xv one night in the vatican. rumours swept america by storm when talk of cardinal merry del val's homosexual encounters were finished with del val vomiting onto a bishop's asshole. americans coined the shocking term "messy beacon" when more rumours appeared that new york city mayor gandolph beacon gave his homosexual lover a messy beacon of his own. and so the rest was history!
dude, last night i got really drunk at this gay bar my girlfriend dragged me to and before you know it i gave this guy a messy beacon.
by Charles McCloud December 12, 2008
Get the messy beacon mug.everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.
by nick March 14, 2004
Get the messy turtle mug.The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.
Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.
by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022
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