Mercedes

Made up of 10% water; 90% salt. Is such a player, and occasionally fakes her feelings. Has extremely curly hair that contains salt. Hobbies are: maintaining snap streaks, bitching about the most random things at the most random times, not doing her homework. Can get any guy, but will complain to them/about them when they are acting like penis heads. She's honestly a keeper.

" I ran out of salt for my soup, now it'll be flavorless!" :(

"It'll be okay, I can go get my friend Mercedes and she can salten it up for you!"

by BIGdaddygiant1010101 April 20, 2017

Mercedes

Really good a makeup and is a strong independent woman doesn’t take shit from anyone and is just a bad bitch and is rlly pretty

“Hey u know Mercedes ?”
“Yeah she cussed out Jason the other day”

by Unknownbitch15 February 5, 2019

Mercedes

Mercedes is a person that won't that it if people bitch at her because she doesn't care all she care about is meating the right person but she does like it to kick a girla ass and the guys at her school are afraid of her because they git butt hurt because she will beat their girlfriend's ass but the main thing about her is she loves to sing and make song about love

Mercedes loves to be her self

by Lover😘😚 December 9, 2018

Mercedes

A girls who constantly smokes weed And the dogs are passed around the parties by boys and got passed around the parties by boys he is also known as “rbo lottie” or a “treesha” and she doesn’t know how to do her edges to save her life them shits be surf boarding

Damn she’s twerking on everybody here.

Duh that’s Mercedes and look at her edges

by Gegegegrgr August 6, 2019

Mercedes

Generally accepted as the worst class in Maplestory, followed by Mechanic and Jett.

"Dude I want to main Mercedes"
"Omegalul! Good joke!"

by Strelitzia February 8, 2019

Mercedes

A girl named Mercedes is an ugly ass bitch. Someone who is named Mercedes usually looks like a donkey or horse. A Mercedes Benz is a car that runs fast, so if u no someone named Mercedes it means they can talk a lot of shit and run there mouth fast like a car. Girls named Mercedes are a stanky ass bitch who has a fishy ass pussy.

Mercedes: Oh hi there u wanna be friends?
You: oh no thanks I don’t talk to fake thots:)

by Kasondra100008 August 16, 2019

Mercedes

Mercedes is a very gorgeous female she is bad asf she’s a little crazy but it’s okay because her fine beauty makes up for it. She is a very loyal female that would ride for you until the end. The sex is amazing and she is very spontaneous in bed her body Is so perfect. She is bold and never quite

Yooooo Mercedes your girl

Yeah bro that’s me

Dammnnn nigga you lucky

Fashooo

by Jess167 March 7, 2019