mechanical pencil shit

When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.

One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.

This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.

Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

by pzeke August 14, 2011

Card Mechanic

A card cheat who specializes in sleight-of-hand manipulation of cards

1. Did you see that guy cheatng?
2. Yeah, he was a card mechanic!

by trkz December 6, 2003

mechanoid

A word for a sentient non-organic humanoid not intended for warfare or any specific service and with no programmed restrictions.

A robot with a structure resembling that of a human. Two arms and two legs.

by Lazareth Link February 11, 2005

Mechanaporn

Mechanaporn is a book of motoring information, that certain people may find erotic.

I was reading how to re-build big block Chevvy engines, it was great mechanaporn

by Matt_got_skills August 18, 2009

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit

Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord

by Nuudul May 4, 2021

Mechabare

a word which indicates pictures of androids and cyborgs which the internal circuits and mechanical parts exposed due to maintenance, injuries or deformations, it’s often used in fiction, or as a word to replace Robot Gore in drawings

Person A: Man I really wanna draw a fictional character with their insides ripped out..
Person B: Have you heard of Mechabare?

by SIIIMP October 9, 2022

magazine mechanic

A magazine mechanic is an expert with JustAnswer.com, Pearl.com or anyone who pontificates officiously and inaccurately with a superficial veneer of knowledge, exposing itself when not quoting ver batim from a Google search.
BillyJr.

httpwww.justanswer.com/hvac/6cvkl-reset-heat-code-ruud-90-plus-furnace.html

BillyJr is such a magazine mechanic he spends an hour telling a customer to locate then bypass each limit,all 3
to see if power is coming back to board , why not jumper the hi limit terminals right next to each other on the circuit board?
he tells them to stick a pin through 2 wires to bypass a circuit, it is asinine!
Another example of a magazine mechanic

by Carlos Spiceyhiney November 24, 2013