meterosexual

A guy who is not gay, but pretty damn close.

Clay Aiken

by Yer mama April 23, 2004

metertzulate

Verb, Transitive: "To trash or destroy inanimate objects in the manner of a small kitten (or a bored house cat.)"

"While they were at work, their kitten metertzulated the new roll of toilet paper, the curtains, and the house plants."

by SWIZZBO February 13, 2004

H Meter

An expression used to describe one's level of horniness at any given time. Used as a code word so nobody else knows you're talking about sex.

"Damn, you look hot in that outfit, my H Meter is going up just looking at you!"

by bearista August 23, 2011

moron-a-meter

(noun) Device used to measure stupidity level of actions. Units measured in 'greggabytes'.

Jack measured 20 greggabytes on the moron-a-meter.

by GTOman December 16, 2011

Happy meter

Male genitalia, Penis, cock, dick, little richard, etc.

I was watching porn last night and my happy meter went up.

by I wish I had a happy meter! July 11, 2006

MeterBeater

It beats the meter by just a little bit. Approx: 1 Meter and 1 Inch.

"It is two meterbeaters from here to my locker."
(2 meters and 2 inches)

by Baguji the Great September 10, 2004

meter-maid

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.

"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"

by K Jacobs May 15, 2007