Meatënschlappen

Slang to jerk off in german

"Nach einem langen Tag entschied er sich, sich zu entspannen und ein bisschen zu meatënschlappen."

Translation: "After a long day, he decided to relax and do a bit of meatënschlappen."

by yltwzm July 9, 2024

Melteding

A Combination of Melted and Melting

Pingu is Melteding

by GorinaGorinka February 28, 2025

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

Meateaterologist

A stubborn individual who denies human impact on Earth, from climate change denial to defending unsustainable meat consumption habits. Often associated with rejecting science, poor education, and an unwillingness to learn or adapt to new information.

The meateaterologist scoffed at the climate change conference, insisting that his daily steak habit and distrust of science had no impact on the planet.

by Raquel de la Roche July 9, 2025

Melted

incredibly ugly individual, usually for those who look absolutely horrible and unsaveable

“Yo bro Angie is so melted”

by yamma da mamma August 6, 2025

Meatenschlappen

beating yo meat in german

black person: tf u doing
normal person: meatenschlappen
black person: urs small
normal person: shut up you diddenbluddenelonmuskenneinsteinneinstieneisteinneinenmeniggerclankertincanniggernigginatinator
black person: what
teacher: lets finger paint
Paint: no pls
No: i didnt do anything
I: Yeah bro
absolute cinema ahh moment fr

by mangodude67 October 6, 2025

Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed ass with shit residue in the crack and cumming, inside of her dirty crack to give it a signature chocolate swirl.

I gave that dirty whore a melted Klondike.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026