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jon matteson 

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.
emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!
jon matteson by jackaloped January 18, 2021
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He pulled a Mathis 

It is in reference to Otis Mathis, Chairman of the Detroit School Board, who was fondling his private parts for 20 minutes and then unzipped his pants while ejaculating in his "hanker'chief" while meeting with the Superintendent Teresa Gueyser.
"He pulled a Mathis" wile in the classrooom despite being ill discipline to maintain a focus on education and was anxious about taking a test he knew he would fail.
He pulled a Mathis by Apres97 June 21, 2010
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A derogatory slur used toward older Asian people.
1) "Dude, I think you just got ripped of by that asian shop keeper."
"Oh damn what a Mantis."

2) "I was going to steal that packet of ramen noodles from the old Asian guys grocery store"
"That guy is like a Mantis you know he'll Kung fu your arse"
Mantis by vix49 February 11, 2014
Matish is a kind of guy who will make u feel like home! Extremely smart, funny, cute, honest & loves food. Tall & handsome , sings amazingly & can also make a Sketch of u🙈 His sarcasm is unmatchable!! Loves animals🥺 & Best best friend!
Person 1: What's one quality u will like to have in your friend?
Person 2: Matish
Matish by Matish's friend November 27, 2021

Nigga-Mantis 

1. A nigga Who prays alot.


2. A nigga with long legs
1. Damn you fucking nigga-mantis get your ass outta that church nd come watch some nfl wit us


2.ex: damnnnnn that girl is sucha nigga-mantis!!
Nigga-Mantis by xmexi_Loverx January 12, 2009

Mattia Polibio

A TikTok boy who rose to fame after licking toilets. Possibly the most average looking guy you'll ever see. Kind of resembles the Good Dinosaur.
Person 1: did you see Mattia Polibio's tiktok yesterday?
Person 2: ion fucking care what he's up to, don't you have better things to worry about?
Mattia Polibio by youdon'tscareme December 24, 2019
Matism is a religion and political party. Matism was founded upon the pure idea of freedom and liberty to those that deserve it and are worthy of it. The leader must be a Mathew due to the founding fathers name being as such along with the God, Mathew, being the ruler of the religion and of the political party
"What's your religion?"
"I'm part of Matism, pretty great so far"
Matism by Mtahew August 16, 2016