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Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.
I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
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Kim Mathers

Kimberley Ann Scott Mathers is Hailie's mom and Eminem's ex wife. Her relationship with Marshall Mathers has been misunderstood by many people.
Eminem has "killed" her in two songs, "'97 Bonnie and Clyde" and "Kim". In fact, both songs are reconciliation attempts from Marshall, as he explains it in his book "Angry Blonde"...
Kim grew up with Marshall as his foster sister at his mom's home. In his recent "I Love You More" song (which is a spicy love ballad), Eminem expressed his unconditional love for Kim.
Kim has cheated on Marshall with John Guerra and the press has spilled a lot of ink about that event where Eminem himself got into trouble...and which could have cost him his career. Kim also has some cocaine addiction problems since 2001.
She's currently on probation till 2006.
Kim often gets insulted by my fellow female fans who should consider that her life has been exposed a lot and that whatever may happen between her and Marshall, it is none of our business.
Kim is Hailie and Whitney's mom. Whitney is her second child from her relationship with Eric Hartter.
by Isabelle Esling October 16, 2004
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matterdaddy

An invisible object, used only in one context so others will call you their daddy.
Person A: You've got a Matterdaddy on your shoulder!
Person B: Whats a Matterdaddy?
Person A: Nothing son.
by MHSWrestler May 7, 2005
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fecal matter

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.
Overheard at the Senate hearings-
Senator McCain: "General Petraeus, What is your opinion on the Fecal Matter?"
General Petraeus: "Sir? You are referring to the situation in Iraq, sir?"
McCain: "What? What in God's name are you talking about?"
Petraeus: "You were asking me about the bad situation we are in with Iraq?"
McCain:"What the hell? No I wasn't, you nincompoop! I just shit myself. I'm 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these damnable hearings. I just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers."
Petraeus: "I'm not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir"
McCain: "Very good, Petraeus. That will be all... Where the hell is my nurse?"
by Pantaloon January 30, 2008
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eminem a.k.a. (Marshall Mathers)

willy: ever heard of eminem a.k.a. (Marshall Mathers)? greg: hell yea hes beast at rapping
by weathrguy May 11, 2010
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is just a matter of perspective

this sentence means, grasping something and consequently bringing its entity to cognitive existence, has not a unique shape and it depends on a viewpoint of the observer and therefor its a subjective thing not objective .
Truth is just a matter of perspective : there is no unique definition for any kind of truth , anyone can judge a thing for himself as a truth .
by arashzp November 15, 2011
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Mauterstock

The last name of royalty. There is no asking which Mauterstock when looking in the phone book because there are no other Mauterstocks.
Hello Mr. Mauterstock, I worship you.
by kendalljose October 14, 2008
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