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Tragic: The Gathering

It really is Tragic: the Gathering (what the fuck is "the gathering" any way?)
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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Tragic: The Gathering

A trading card game brainwashing fat, bald 45-year-old comic collecters and young teens alike.
<MungMunch> You're playing Magic: The Gathering? How tragic.
<TubeOfBalls> Yeh, wel, aglaest we haev fwendz LOLZ!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003
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mothering

I'm mothering on my school grades.
by Anonymous April 20, 2003
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magic the gathering

A card "game" played by the mentally underdeveloped so they do not have to interact with all those people who possess superior charm and intellect. Unfortunately for those who play this ridiculous game that constitutes just about everyone else. Their embarrassment at this obvious fact sees them concoct elaborate fictions about how great and complicated this games is. Essentially just a past time for morons.
Mike plays magic the gathering! What a tool. Surely anyone over the age 15 would have more sense.
by nds April 18, 2006
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maturing

the art of forgetting those whom will never be remembered.
maturing is a part of life. accept it.
by justsomefregginchick December 19, 2011
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Mothering Friend

When a friend acts like your mother and tells you off for doing/saying something wrong.
Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."
by MaddieClip December 14, 2009
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MutteringDeath

Name used online to virtually harm others.

The name comes from Vietnam. The vietcong used to call the helicopters "saghasjlgj" which translates to "MutteringDeath" ; because American helicopters used to pwn nub villages and Ho Chi Ming lovers........and it sounds like somebody muttering while their flying.

Hater of the news guy with initials HR.
"MutteringDeath pwned that nub, w00t!"

"MutteringDeath destroyed my pissant village and killed my family, but then he left and now i'm gay for Ho Chi Ming."

HR: "I'm here in Vietnam today to talk to some squinting eyes about the battles in Vietnam's war with America, hello my fine lad, you look like you finger your hole, do you have any stories about the war with the evil empire?"
Viet Cong: "I was just minding my own business mining ore for Nod, when MutteringDeath shows up to destroy my base"
HR: "Wow sounds like fun"
VC: "No it wasnt fun you cunt, all i hear is this whub wob whub wob whub wob, and then there were bullets, bombs, and fire all over"
HR: "Is that the noise now?"
VC: "What are you talkin.....Oh shit he's back"
HR: "Aw lame, he just shot my arms and legs off"
by MutteringDeath December 14, 2008
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