swedish massage

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

by flemming July 16, 2008

Roman massage

When a girl gives you a massage on your cock by using her butts. It's like tit fucking but using the butts. Rubbing the cock against the ass and the girl compress her ass with rythm so you cum between the cheeks. A variation of the roman massage is to put your cock inside the buttcheeks only touching the anus not penetraing it. Is compared with the stiky buns.

The only way you'll have my ass is by giving you a roman massage.

I just gave you a roman massage and you give me a good pair of sicky buns

by Cas123 September 29, 2010

Peruvian Massage

A man who plays way too many video games gets you naked on massage table, and then proceeds to stick his penis up your nostril. Initially shocking you but ending pleasantly with a stuffed nose.

Odin gave her the peruvian massage, I heard she had a bad headache later.

by Timmy Pants August 7, 2011

Ghetto massage

A person being roughed up in order to persuade them to do something, eg part with money.

He was reluctant to give me his rolex at first, but a little ghetto massage soon convinced him.

by Disco Inferno 666 May 10, 2009

Underwater Massage

A sexual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone's genitals while in the pool or spa.

Did you hear about that chick giving Manny an underwater massage?

by MartiniMic April 25, 2011

hindu massage

Where a unique and talented woman "rhythmically contracts her vaginal muscles" on a mans penis to make him achieve an orgasm.

Bro...
I found a unicorn last night.
I hooked up with an uggo from the bar and she finished me off with a Hindu Massage.
I think I'm in love...

by Johnny.wadd78261 February 9, 2021

massaging the truth

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.

Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015