mask narc

A person who reports others for going out in public without a mask during an epidemic.

I got kicked off the beach because some mask narc reported me.

by Theo Guldwainy May 11, 2020

Mask Beard

Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.

Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge

by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020

Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.

That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.

by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020

Double Masking

When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.

Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.

Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.

Kyle: Dude!

by swon February 10, 2021

Pigeon masking

When the man is about to reach his climax, he stands on an object above the girl and rains his cum down on her, like a pigeon does with its poop on unsuspecting new yorkers. He then proceeds to flap his wings and tries to fly away.

Pigeon masking: Yo dude, I totally pigeon masked your girlfriend last night...she'll be washing the jizz out of her hair for weeks!

by sexybeaches March 9, 2014

atchoo mask

A light blue covering for the nose and mouth. Held in place by strings tied behind the head, or a rubber band. Usually worn by medical personnel or sick people.

How do I look wearing my atchoo mask on the plane?

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

SARS mask

Same thing as a surgical mask. Derived from the S.A.R.S epidemic in China.

I have such a cold, I should be wearing a SARS Mask

by Souldchild December 27, 2004