Maldonado

The biggest faggot you will ever meet. He's really a pussy. dont talk to this guy. he sucks

David said, " I just love sucking cock and being annoying."
James said," Stop being such a Maldonado!!!"

by MMMMyess February 2, 2020

maldorf

a word that means ass... used to mock nerds

Lick on my maldorf.. ohhhhh yeah

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

Malding

Someone who is balding and mad at the same time but also salty about being called malding.

Harrison is malding, he sucks at euphonium

by Benny Big Beepis October 26, 2019

malding

mad and bald

Ryan Bloom is malding!

by nick13378 May 19, 2021

Kevin Maldonaldo

Kevin is like the chillest guy you would meet in Carthage Missouri, he loves monsters and chips, you will have a great life when meeting him. Love you Kevin ❤️

Kevin Maldonaldo is like the chillest guy ever!

by Memememememmemememememe October 17, 2018

Malding

To be so mad that you are balding, in laments terms mad/buthurt

Ben was malding when he kept on dieing in dark souls

by Stuartlittle09 April 25, 2020

Malden Man

A very handsome, well educated, erudite man. Usually of Middle Eastern and/ or Mediterranean descent. The Malden Man is very cosmopolitan, well read, articulate, smokes, speaks at least three languages fluently and will either have a Ph.D. from MIT or an MBA from Northeastern University. He is often married and faithful to his wife despite being a wicked flirt. If he is single take a ticket and queue up girls he will have more groupies than Mick Jagger ca. 1968 and Brad Pitt combined.

Wael is the epitome of the Malden Man - - I'd think twice before asking him out . . . again.

by Eletra Ariadne November 22, 2010