scene machine

any member of the T-Mobile sidekick family. especially, however not exclusively, when used by a kid who belongs to the "scene." the "scene" is most readily identified by boys or girls wearing tight pants, sporting haircuts which cover exactly three fifths of their face (from top corner to bottom opposite corner, and ALWAYS covering at least one eye), and rawking those sick american apparel deep v-necks.

"yo percy, did you see alyssa texting on her sidekick ALL during that class? i wonder what her phone bill is on that scene machine."

by cheerstojeff April 28, 2009

prison machine

Slang for the very lucrative and corrupt mass incarceration industry which implicates the criminal justice system because prisons are fed by a steady stream of corrupt mass convictions.

Well let’s just say the prison machine is our state’s most successful source of steady revenue!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

fruit machine

British for slot machine

I just spent my entire wage on those fruit machines.

by Abhishek Chowdhary February 17, 2007

hachi machi

Expression of surprise or intense emotion taken from the 1990s animated series "The Critic."

"Hachi machi! That was the worst film ever!"

by Charles September 8, 2005

spanking machine

When it's your birthday in Mrs. Forester's gym class. Everyone in the class lines up behind each other with their feet spaced apart. The birthday person crawls between the legs while getting spanked by their classmates.

It's your birthday, you know what that means! It's time for the spanking machine.

by Conant Elementary School March 10, 2009

MachineGunner55

A famous YouTuber who deleted his account known for New Minecraft Videos, LPs, his missing Peacekeeper, and his sexy voice. Sometimes he would collab with his Grampa ShadowGunner. His fans hope, one day, that he will bring back his channel and continue his legacy.

"Hello everyone, MachineGunner55 here, welcome back to a new MineCraft video!"

by FR33N0 T33N0 June 30, 2016

Penis Ex Machina

From Deus Ex Machina, A Penis Ex Machina is when a sex scene is unnecessarily dropped into the plot of an otherwise decent film or story in order to boost the ratings.

Some sex scenes are vital to plot, but this describes only when they blatantly serve no relevant purpose to the story-telling.

Alternatively, it can be used to describe a twist in the plot of a pornographic film in order to bring about the vital sex scene. When a girl in the plot is constantly refusing sex, and then something triggers her suddenly to lust after the male protagonist, this is a Penis Ex Machina.

Person 1: "I heard the movie we're going to has a spicy sex scene!"

Person 2: "Is it part of the plot, or does it come about through Penis Ex Machina?"

by OzzyOswalt July 13, 2009