Mute

What you say when one of the boys starts talking absolute nonsense or arguing a pointless point. A quick way to tell them to shut up or take a breather before things get worse. Mate cannot talk until voted to be unmuted.

Mate: Talking nonsense near huzz
Me: Mute

Mate: Trying to prove a point thats useless
Me: Mute, go for a walk.

Mate: "I reckon pineapple on pizza is a crime."
Me: "Mute. Go sit facing the corner"

Mate: "I can definitely out-bench you, no worries."
Me: "Mute."

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

Mute Shaming

When you're on a video conference and others pressure you to turn your mic on against your will.

Hey man, I don't feel like talking right now. Stop mute shaming me.

by schobalt April 22, 2020

Cheek Mute

Similar to Butt Dial, a Cheek Mute is when you hold your phone up to your face to talk, your cheek pushes the mute button without you realizing it.

I called my friend and kept saying hello, hello and shaking my phone wondering why he wasn’t answering me. I finally looked at the phone and realized I had cheek muted.

by rpcgal January 18, 2022

mute feta

(adj.) subtly or quietly bad; overrated. crumbling under the pressure like feta cheese. low key trash.

That new Quentin Tarantino movie was mute feta

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

Mute main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020