Man I expected a peck of a kiss and she (or he) licked my whole mouth like a with her entire tongue like a Mule Kiss slopping over my whole mouth.
by steve52 January 24, 2009
vapid mule, as in he is the middle man for coolness, not an administer-er of it...he is simply a product of cool,
part of the masses...a mule
part of the masses...a mule
by spectralux November 17, 2009
by 2meninabunk September 08, 2008
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 09, 2023
Reference to back in the mid to late 1800s, where freed black slaves were given 40 acres of land and one mule. Hardly a fair trade, but none the less, a fact. However, the term has been adopted to describe how tough a person is, particularly made famous by Jim Ross and the WWF/WWE.
"Ol' Stone Cold is tougher than a government mule! Hes stompin' a mudhole in his ass and walking it dry!"
by NotMyRacism May 11, 2021
A Gappin Mule is When a Man is Fucking A Donkey in the ass and his wife, girlfriend or whore is getting it from the Donkey.
by Eric W. The Destroyer Of Asses(NOT MEN) August 18, 2006
A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.
Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"
Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.
Girl #1: "What a gentleman."
Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.
Girl #1: "What a gentleman."
by Assfuxkinghobobitchcock March 27, 2016