MTV 

Stands for Music Television yet never shows any music except for maybe the soft core porno rap videos every so often.

Ophelia: Let's see what's on MTV! *goes to channel*
Tessa: Oh look more reality bull shit, what a waste of a channel.
Ophelia: Damn you MTV you used to play music.

MTV by Minty Fresh April 9, 2006

MTV 

A network that takes pride in exploiting people with low IQ and self-esteem.

MTV Announcer: Tune in next week for the premiere of Suck My Dad. A show where girls suck off contestants dad for a shot at a DATE with their sons.

MTV by obolongo December 30, 2008

MTV 

(M)usical (T)esticle (V)olleyball

If you watch Musical Testicle Volleyball, you are a homo. Enough said.

MTV by Tyler July 20, 2003

MTV 

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil

"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

MTV by Jordan December 17, 2004

MTV 

mtv can suck a gooch and a beanbag

rap blow my ass

MTV by rhcpgod July 31, 2003

mtv 

Another american corporation seeking to corrupt the rest of the world.
- Plays a lot of shitty music. Kids above 8 years old DO NOT watch it unless they are drunk and need something to make them puke.
- Also has a lot of stupid shows that should make people laugh. They don't. (shows about fasion are the worst, as every single thing said or shown there is bull**it)
Remember: watching MTV and yell about it in school ISN'T COOL!

mtv is trully unique (you know what i mean)

mtv by Cacat August 6, 2006

mtv 

MORONIC TELEVISION-I remember in the fucking day when you watched MTV to listen to music, not watch some fucking retarded reality show or a bunch of wannabe gangstas who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. The kids who watch MTV think it is cool to pretend they are just like these wannabe gangstas. If they want to be just like them, then go out and buy some fucking shoe polish and smear it all over their face and act like a fool.

I think MTV sucks a big puss infected dick!

mtv by nunyabiznessasshole April 4, 2007