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Mouth gape

The permanent slight opening of the mouth due to being overstretched usually by multiple dicks.
I decided to push the limits of the suck fest by wanting a third dick added to my mouth once that happened I felt my mouth stretch. Oh great, I ended up with mouth gape. Now I can't stop drooling.
by lalaloveless July 28, 2016
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golden mouthwash

Unnamed female receiving golden mouthwash from occupant of H18 Rootes, Warwick University
by krispy_fresh April 27, 2009
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polish mount

Bryan & Kent use the old polish mount to make sure they both get what they want on Valentine's Day.
by Bigboypdx March 5, 2017
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The Mouthwasher

The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!"
John: Guess who just fucked who?
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect
by The Malteser. March 14, 2018
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Moula

A popular alternative word for money.

Moula is normally used as slang for a substantial amount of cash. Often used in a celabratory sense or meaning of the word money, for example.

"Show me the Moula"

Ultimately holds the same meaning as the word money, paper or coinage that can be used to exchange for goods and services.

As the old adage goes. Moula, you can't live with it, you can't live without it.
"Show me the Moula"
"it's all about the Moula"
"Got any Moula for me?"
"Yeah! Getting that Moula!"
by OMeisterG October 7, 2017
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King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.
John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.
by P.S. Taker July 24, 2011
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mournography

The over-sensationalizing and dramatizing of tragic events (such as the deaths of former statsmen or cowboy actors), often to a titillating degree, especially when employed in journalistic practice.
1) While the destruction of the World Trade Center was tragic, the media’s spin on it has descended into sheer mournography.

2) After Reagan died, the ensuing mournography was so obscene that I almost wished he were still alive.
by Robert Stacy August 23, 2004
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