Mateo

HAS A FUCKIN 70 INCHER

Mateo is hot

by MateoIsHot24 September 16, 2021

Mateo

People with this name have a very big dick and always have girls around them. If you know a person who his name is Mateo dont leave them. Trust me!

I pulled a Mateo. I got a Mateo

by Rakderr69420 November 22, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.

-Has the freshest memes.

-Owns a dope spotify playlist.

Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.

- Damn, he drained a 3 on my face!
- What do you expect? he's a Mateo

by CLLDBU January 30, 2020

Mateo

Hes very hot

Almost everyone wants to be like mateo

by 2;rhoehugyuo February 27, 2022

Mateo

Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!

You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!

Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes

How grateful I am to have Mateo as a friend.
Mateo is so cute!

by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021

Mateo

Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes

Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me

by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021

mateos

A close friend or group of people who you are close to. It is a name you call them which is almost identical to the word “Mate” but with an extra “os” on the end. It is very respectful.

Pronnounciation: May-Toss

Damn, Mateos! That was awesome!

Hey, Mateos, can you pass the salt?

by TheRealStitch May 14, 2018