squatten mat der Gang

Hang out with your Friends

-Komm mer ginn mat der Gang squatten

-Squatten mat der Gang squaa squaa...

by DimiCrdn September 24, 2018

beer mat notes

a collection of popular notes found on beer mats from around world

beer mat notes: "You must be out of your brilliant mind thinking we don't go together well."

by Krkič May 17, 2020

Texas Place Mat

Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.

The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.

Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.

by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020

Sand-Mat

Quick reference technical term for Sandwich Materials. What one refers to for lunch meat, bread, cheese, lettuce, onion, peppercini, mayonaise, mustard, and in some cases, Doritos and ranch.

Gabe, you prepare the Sand-Mats. James, you prepare the blunt.

by Jealentus November 19, 2007

T-shirt beer mat

The wet mark that appears on your t shirt when holding the side of a cold beer accidentally against it while chatting to mates, also often occurs while watching sport

Jim: Mate you've been holding ure beer against ure shirt & it's all wet
Bob: Ah, yet another t-shirt beer mat!

by aStar8 September 21, 2009

tvoyu mat'

A Russian saying meaning "your mother". Infer from that...

"Ey you! Tvoyu mat'!"

by hotrussiangirl June 11, 2006

pinned to the mat

The lethargic almost comatose-like state you are in after ingesting too much Klonopin (prescription tranquilizer). The word pinned obviously derived from KlonoPIN.

Darren took one look at me and he could tell that I was totally PINNED TO THE MAT.

by Barbiegirl007 May 30, 2006