massage parlor

Any business displaying itself as a place to receive a massage, but will offer sexual services...if the price is right. Police may occasionally raid these joints in places where prostitution is illegal (mainly U.S.).

Why date and play all those stupid games with a "girlfriend" when you can go to a massage parlor?

by Chazz K. December 9, 2008

midnight mass

For all the bad Catholics out there who only go to mass on midnight Christmas Day because they skipped every Sunday mass prior. The church is usually packed out to capacity.

"When was the last time you went to church"
"It doesn't matter. I'll make it up by going to midnight mass"

by KyleReese April 9, 2009

Mass Effect

Mass effect was published by bioware and is a great game, rpg

Boy: omg MASS effect IS THE BEST RPG-Roleplaying game EVER!

by spike l April 12, 2008

Mass Babe

Someone who is an extreme babe, a total hottie. Very attractive and good looking.

Ohmigod. Look at that guy! How hot is he? He's like a Mass Babe!

by Maddieee. January 11, 2009

massage boner

A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.

Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

Massaro

Thinks he's extremly hot but is just hot Italian but looks more German blue eyes makes sex jokes actually has a giant penis and knows how to us it very well nieve but intelligent blond and athletic anyone who knows that someone with the last name massaro should just send it with him

Everyone: Holy shi* that sex was amazing
Also everyone: was it a massaro

by XxAmeliaxx696969 September 26, 2018

Bass massage

When the bass from your sub is so hard that you are getting a massage from it.

I put on dat Gucci and turned dat shit up all da way and dropped out while i got my bass massage.

Turn up da bass i need to relax with a nice bass massage.

by Adioham February 26, 2010