Lance stroll

He is a very overhated f1 driver because his dad owns a f1 team and he is a billionaire

Hey do u know lance stroll
Oh yeah. Daddy’s cash 🤡

by Freddie Mercury f1 addict March 22, 2021

lance

(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.

I lanced my way to victory.

He really lanced his career.

I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by NotQuiteRelevantUsername October 25, 2012

Lance

He is a bisexual sharpshooter and is dating a gay emo country guy with a mullet named Keith!

Lance: Aw I wanna hug!
Keith: *hugs Lance gay like*

by Pidge P. Holt April 17, 2019

Lance

(verb)

1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.

2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.

3: To sue or bring suit against someone.

1. I honestly believed that I was supporting a legitimate charity with my hard-earned money, but it turns out that I fell victim to a con man. I got Lanced.

2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.

3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.

by Truthseeker58 January 23, 2013

Lance

A man who is wise. A man you will make you laugh at the slightest mumble of a joke. A man who is a great friend to those he likes and forgiving to those who annoy him. Lance is a person whose inner thoughts and opinions shine through in everyday life, and who expresses even more when you get to know him. Lance is handsome and smart, and he is too modest about having those traits. Lance is a best friend and a boyfriend, and enjoys playing music with those he loves. He enjoys music that can be cryptic. Lance is someone who deserves all of the luck in the world, and then some.

"Hey look, it's the greatest person in the world!"
"Lance?"

by a_happy_girlfriend November 30, 2011

lance corporal

Term for the penis coined by Triple H of the WWE back when he and Shawn Michaels were D-Generation X.

"Maybe I'll show her my lance corporal, and show her what standing at attention is all about" quote from Triple H

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Lance Armstrong Pong

A game of Beer Pong or Beirut played with one ping pong ball rather than the traditional two.

Our game of Beer Pong turned into Lance Armstrong Pong when the dog ate one of the balls.

by Rob M.H. October 21, 2008