by Mibo September 19, 2006
by Ambeezy13 December 21, 2017
A Linktree Lizard is a person that posts provocative content on social media (e.g. thirst traps) to drive traffic to an account containing a linktree, beacons, or personal website link set that likely leads to an OnlyFans account.
Tyler: Have you seen all this ass shaking on TikTok lately?
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.
by High When I Wrote This May 23, 2022
Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".
Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.
by Lizard_man123 February 06, 2015
Toasty lizards is like the jam to every croissant. They are top of the line creatures no doubt. They make the likes of Motus, Storror, Farang, and other second hand groups look like a bunch of salamanders or other lower tier reptilian species. If you've ever seen a toasty lizard you probably understand their immense godlike power, and know that they should be feared.
fuck dude, did you hear about those toasty lizards?
Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!
Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!
by toasty spirit March 09, 2021
by Onesexiboi January 16, 2019
Middle age to older women/cougars that hang out on the water front looking for men with boats. Almost always drunk.
by Hotrod_parts_guy March 07, 2014