Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

Listening to Korn

Code for jerking off

Just hanging out at home listening to Korn.

by anonymous August 31, 2025

Listening to Korn

To jerk off furiously

Just hanging out and listening to Korn

by nycguy7 August 31, 2025

listening bar

The place where you sit in front of computer whilst using it to listen to music for hours on end, like at an akcual listening bar

After a long week, I turned my room into a listening bar, sitting in front of my computer for hours just vibing to my favorite playlists—who needs a club?

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

eye listening

the act of using your eyes to listen and detect words and images.

‘Sami is eye listening to his besties texts’

by epicsansundertale January 28, 2019

drink listening

Drinking red wine and listening to music on a Friday night after getting out of a nice hot shower.

I'm drink listening to love on the brain by Rihanna

by Rihannafan2020 December 4, 2020

Kitty Littering

My friends and I have an event. Someone sucks and you want to give them a get fucked/you're a loser. Rocky area...you turn away from them. And kick the rocks at them like a cat in a litter. It's called Kitty littering someone.

He wouldn't shut up so I ended up Kitty Littering him before walking away.

by Taverndegenerates August 3, 2023