Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone is trying to proove a point , but really has no idea what they are arguing , they might use this phrase "Do one legged ducks swim in circles?", it will throw the opposition for a while until the realise that no they dont , that would be stupid , thus is only good for short term evasion.

subject change is recommended before they realise :)

Fred:"so you actually understand quantum physics??"
Sam:"Does a duck with one leg swim in circles??"
Fred:"umm ??"
Sam:"look at the weather!!"
..
..
much later ...
Fred :" hey wait a minute , no !!"

by Duck expert May 27, 2003

Three Legged Chinaman

This is a sex act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the ass. Then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly jizz in their eyes. Then, kick them in the side of the leg. Now, their on their three remaining limbs with their eyes closed shut, and viola! A Three Legged Chinaman.

Andy: "So dude, I gave the 'ho a three legged chinaman last night!"

Randy: "Nice man!"

Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"

by Anonymous Bee. Tard November 7, 2007

Lengend

a co worker who thinks they r legend but really just lie to ther other co workers over the internet about stupid things which makes he or she seem cooler when it doesnt at all

Jono: OH hey Elise
Elise: hey i died my hair purple
Jono: oh thats really cool u lengend

by Charlllie January 31, 2009

One Legged Pirate

When your special someone is giving you oral sex you ejaculate on her chin and you trim your pubic hair, then you sprinkle your hair on her chin making it look like she has a beard then tell her to stand up, next you kick her least favorite leg and poke her eye. So she is a one legged pirate.

Dude 1: I pulled a fast one on my girl yesterday.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.

by neozzythe1 June 24, 2009

two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.

That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.

by jlet April 24, 2010

bendy-legged chumbucket

A tall skinny guy or girl, particularly with long legs which resemble a mosquitos, who are completely unlikeable because they are such jerks.

Don't talk to Ritchie man, that guy is a bendy-legged chumbucket!

by KMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL April 4, 2011

Three-Legged Tail

The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.

The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.

by Krandall Kramer November 13, 2012