lemon biter

Someone who practices autoerotic asphyxiation. A lemon wedge is commonly bitten just before the point of unconsciousness to wake the practicing individual.

David Carradine was a total lemon biter.

by Josh.Hjelt June 7, 2017

Senorita Lemonita

The first victim of Sophia's sticker murders.

Rest in peace to senorita lemonita.

by LIL_KATARINA November 20, 2018

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

by A real n-word October 23, 2019

lemon crab

ashton chavis aka mamas

person 1 : "hey what's a lemon crab?"
person 2 : "mamas"

by suckmytiddy October 31, 2020

Lemony Snicket

A series of unfortunate events

guy #1: I've had a horrible day; I failed my test, got a flat tire and then my gf broke up with me.

guy #2: dude, what a Lemony Snicket

by Eh! Dean-o May 27, 2010

Lazy Lemon

A name used to refer to pre-squeezed lemon juice in a bottle or lemon-shaped plastic container.

Chef Gordon Ramsay uses the phrase in order to insinuate that the chef who uses it is too lazy to use fresh lemons.

The phrase is used by Ramsay in Season 2 of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, UK - La Lanterna.

"When you walk into a kitchen and spot a bottle of Lazy Lemon, it means Lazy Bastard... nothing more."
~ Gordon Ramsay

by THE PEOPLE'S WHEAT March 1, 2009

Lemon Piker

A lemon piker is someone who consistently leaves a night out early with no reason or explanation.

Matt piked ...he's such a lemon piker

by Ficklewalsh March 3, 2011