by SuperSpicyBitch December 6, 2011
Get the Leeching mug.derived from leech. a person who is very skilled at the art of downloading and giving very little back. Primarily used in p2p programs such as bittorrent, edonkey etc.
dvd: COMBO is the biggest leacher, he downloads and barely uploads
cdr: indeed he acts like such a bosneger
cdr: indeed he acts like such a bosneger
by dvdr February 7, 2005
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When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
by NutsNGum September 13, 2011
Get the Leech-Joke mug.A. Someone who solicits pity so that anyone will give them help and then takes advantage.
B. Someone who appears as if they have everything under control if you “just help them until they find a job” and then when they do they pay you back a portion to disguise what they are until they loose there job or quit because of “harsh work environments” to regain pity from the person they are leeching from.
B. Someone who appears as if they have everything under control if you “just help them until they find a job” and then when they do they pay you back a portion to disguise what they are until they loose there job or quit because of “harsh work environments” to regain pity from the person they are leeching from.
“Tommy is such a leech! He is staying with me until he gets a job but he doesn’t look like he is getting one any time soon.”
by Amber Campbell August 19, 2018
Get the Leech mug.A person who parasitically latches on to a celebrity tweeter, incessantly retweeting and tagging them to draw popularity in a manner similar to that of a leech drawing blood.
Person A: MattandDavid tagged me in a tweet, and now I have 1263 followers!
Person B: How comes?
Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.
Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
Person B: How comes?
Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.
Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
by bk-kaboom April 13, 2011
Get the Tweet Leech mug.Im going to Letchworth tommorow
by jms February 1, 2003
Get the Letchworth mug.A very smart woman who decides not to work and 'takes care of the children' while the husband works and makes all the money for the wife to spend
Teacher: What do you want to do when you get older, Sara?
Sara: I wanna be a leech so i can get my hair and nails done regulary, and shop shop shop with my husbands money.
Sara: I wanna be a leech so i can get my hair and nails done regulary, and shop shop shop with my husbands money.
by Becky September 18, 2004
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