Cost Per Lay

Also known as "CPL," the Cost Per Lay is the amount of money a man spends to get laid.

Cook: "Hey, are you still dating that high maintenace bitch?"
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."

by Pete Dick February 10, 2008

See a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em

Phrase meaning: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

You know what they say: see a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em. Ho got to be, you know?

Sheeit...

by jDogg April 18, 2005

lay pipe

To engage in coitus or sexual intercourse; to bone.

I only lay pipe to dimes.

by Cut Quanta November 26, 2002

lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.

I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.

by Shit Brick August 17, 2004

lay one out

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

by Amsterdizzle July 27, 2006

Lay up

An organized date usually arranged by friends where the sole purpose is sex and/or getting over a failed/bad relationship. Should not be confused with rebound. A lay up may or may not culminate into a meaningful relationship.

Matt felt bad for James so he called Alice and had her arrange a lay up with one of her friends.

by Dr-acula February 4, 2010

Lay

Swagg, dressgame, gear, style, clothes

Yo all my jawns got lay .

Greg where did you get your new lay from ?

by hefthegreat June 11, 2011