Lap 7

When you are on the final lap of baby park in mario kart. (Or you just want to run 7 laps irl)

Guy 1: Ok Guys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Yall will have a race at baby park . There are 7 laps cuz the track is so smol.
*6 laps later*
Final Lap!!! (Lap 7)
Guy 5: I will never be bea- o no a blue shell.
Guy 6: Think again Guy 5!
Guy 3: *Zooms past Guy 5 and 6.* I WINNNN!!!
Guy 2, 4, 5, and 6: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by ¯\_㋡_/¯ May 3, 2021

Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap

John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!

by Deadomens June 5, 2018

lap sax

A "lap sax" or "lap saxophone" is a comical reference to a mans penis while receiving oral sex.

She was an expert at playing the lap sax.

by djdrummr March 14, 2018

lap lumber

an erection, an erect male penis, boner

"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"

by thetommeister March 24, 2009

Naked Lap

A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.

Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.

by Siiiiixxxxxxyyyyy May 12, 2018

lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.

"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."

by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016

LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016