lobster pot 

when a female has claws attatched to her vagina

gee whiz wally, her lobster pot snapped my dick right off

lobster pot by sarahbeth November 8, 2008

lobster cock 

A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.

Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.

lobster cock by DestructiveCriticism July 15, 2006

lobster tail 

Related to the shocker. Cross your index and middle finger together then your ring and pinky fingers. Sink that into both holes of your chick.

Makr gave Laura got the lobster tail last night and now his fingers are all twisted.

lobster tail by Adam May 13, 2005

lobster pot 

A gay pejorative exclusive to people from Maine suggesting an imminent dominating sexual encounter that can't be escaped.

King Crab angles over to me and tries to butter me up with his beady eyes, but I knew what was coming.

"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."

I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.

lobster pot by sprockethawk December 31, 2012

Lobster Attack 

When you push on your butthole so it opens up, and you put your girlfriend's nose inside of it and then CLOSE DOWN ON IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN! She then screams and you respond in a yell "LOBSTER ATTACK!"

Lobster Attack makes no fucking sense.

female - "WTF?!"

male - "LOBSTER ATTACK!!!"

Lobster Attack by Charles TPIAZ June 26, 2008

Lobster Session 

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

Lobster Session by Jay August 6, 2004

Lobster Claw 

The act of grasping a girls ass and pussy at the same time. Your thumb is on her ass and the remaining fingers are on her pussy.

I met this girl at a club and when she turned to get a drink I gave her the Lobster Claw. Instead of getting a drink, she pulled me into the bathroom where I not only Lobster Clawed her somemore, but did it with her pants off.

Lobster Claw by the wrEcKless 1 January 5, 2011