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Liberal Coma

Liberal Coma is the state of political unconsciousness. Time frames for this condition varies but usually only last until the individual grows up and has to actually face reality. When people have suffered or are in a Liberal Coma they are very idealistic or unrealistic about the world they live in. Often when these people either have to support themselves or have children they begin to wake up from this coma. Some never wake up.
Veronica woke up from her Liberal Coma when she saw her unemployed, single-mom neighbor pull into her driveway with her new car, one of her babies daddies and the groceries she just purchased with food stamps.
by dirtykurty September 23, 2010
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Liban

One absolute beast.
He cannot be stopped by anyone and is the definition of boss
Wow, that guys the boss or Liban
by KillaBilla April 15, 2014
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gated community liberal

A liberal person who preaches diversity and inclusiveness, yet lives within a gated community to avoid the very aspects of life they preach for. A gated community liberal lives in an almost entirely homogenous community (with regards to socioeconomics, race, educational attainment, etc.), only consuming other cultures in controlled, sterile settings such as a farmer's market or concert.

This term may apply to those who do not literally live within a gated community, instead using other means of geographical or economic barriers to divide themselves from "undesirables." Barriers may include, but are not limited to, exclusively rich communities, expensive private schools, country clubs, and other institutions excluding the masses in favor of an elite few. Any liberal who advocates for diversity yet still seeks out such communities or institutions may be labelled a "gated community liberal," regardless of the existence of a literal gate.
Person 1: We should strive for more equality in education!
Person 2: Then why did you attend a private school for high school, college, and graduate school?
Person 1: Well, the public schools around were kind of sketchy. I wouldn't have been comfortable attending those schools and wouldn't have gotten the best education because of that.
Person 2: Typical gated community liberal.
by frog120912 July 14, 2017
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librarian hot

a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess.

the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind

often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.
by Netp December 5, 2007
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Libabsurd

A person SO Liberal, that they have become absurd.
"That guy thinks that anyone who owns a gun should be shot. Man...what a Libabsurd."
by Crazy Legs 1966 June 24, 2016
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liberal cuck

A liberal cuck is a prototypical liberal who is vegan, feminist, LGBTQ+, overweight, ignorant, a snowflake and a trans nonbinary unicorn.
"Look at this liberal cuck, he's melting because HRC lost."
by krebbi April 11, 2018
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stupid liberal

A liberal who attacks a conservative for not agreeing with everything they say. You will often find them accusing Republicans of being ignorant racists who ignore the poor because they're so greedy, but in reality, they're just too narrow-minded to understand their point of view.

Thankfully, however, there are smart liberals, someone who merely disagrees with the opinions that differ from theirs, and respects them as well.
stupid liberal: Jamie's such a dumbass. She considers herself a Republican, can you believe that?

smart liberal: Actually, Jamie's really smart. She has a wide vocabulary, is good at physics, and plans to major in psychology when she graduates from high school. I consider myself a Democrat, but just because she holds opinions that oppose my own doesn't make her stupid.
by the.marionette January 15, 2008
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