competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.

Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.

by PlasticSurgeryNinja June 6, 2019

tits of leisure

Man boobs. Created when a man is lazy, doesn't work out and probably eats too much fast food. Men with tits of leisure should consider wearing a bro. See also moobs.

Gregory should not wear such tight shirts because his tits of leisure are so out of control.

Josh may want to think about hitting the gym more often to tone up his tits of leisure.

by Man Chin January 19, 2008

Left Hook Lepis

A metaphorical term describing the cheap verbal shots a Lepis takes on his victims.

Left Hook Lepis making fun of Josh Joggers.

by JoshJoggers January 13, 2015

Lenis

Lee-nis

Slang for large penis

Man1: yo that dud has a lenis
Man2: wtf are you gay or smth

by BillyBoy0519 October 21, 2019

Leisure Dump

Betterly known as LD When you sit down to dump and dont feel the need to rush, maybe with a paper/magazine.

''Right lads the footy starts in an hour im gnna take a leisure dump, whers todays sun?''

by D'' Family April 8, 2009

international man of leisure

The grown children of diplomats and airline workers, these men and women enjoy the benefits of zero priced international flights and parental wealth to expand their catalog of adventurous travel tales. These tales are then used to entertain and amaze their dispersed harem of bimbos and university aged friends.

Ex. Being an international man of leisure Norfolk had a full schedule this week. Monkey boxing and karaoke in Tokyo on Monday, dropping acid in the Himalayas on Wednesday, and back in England for high tea with the royal family by Friday.

by thomisme October 18, 2009

lady of leisure

A polite term for an unemployed woman.

So what's on our lady of leisure's agenda for today?

by Tyrone112 August 5, 2008