1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to death. The floor becomes safe only when the player that called "lava" recalls that the floor has solidified and is safe to walk upon.
2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.
2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.
"When my friend yelled the floor is lava, I jumped on top of him to save myself and he burned to death."
by Bill Cosby's son, Bill Cosby November 23, 2007
Get the The Floor is Lava mug.1.) having or demonstrating a lavenous quality. 2.) A SUPER pseudo word fundamentally at odds with non-laveousness.
3.) Used to identify individuals possessing a nature or special level of intelligence that allows one to feign understanding of, or agreement with, absolutely any word that is presented with conviction. (This word was created by Mike Super)
3.) Used to identify individuals possessing a nature or special level of intelligence that allows one to feign understanding of, or agreement with, absolutely any word that is presented with conviction. (This word was created by Mike Super)
by Lavenous Lisa June 14, 2007
Get the lavenous mug.The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.
The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)
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A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.
1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
by dishesdoer August 27, 2009
Get the The Carpet Is Lava mug.Lavington is a "town" too closely connected to Albury, a small civilised town on the border of New South Wales and Victoria. Often called Stabington for its impoverished violent people. Its epicentre is the "Lavington Shopping centre" it can be identified by plumes of smoke protruding from its doors and "people" wearing nothing but singlets, denim undies and no shoes. Society frowns upon the unsavoury Lavians, as constant infiltrations of them migrate into civil areas, such as QE2 square, in Dean Street.
Lavians can also be identified through purchases, such as Orange foundation, Car dice, tattoos, smokes and excessive amounts of VB.
Lavians support Collingwood, often getting tattoos to show their support, in Lavian femenine society the sale of anything with leopard print and pink lace is desired and highly valued, virginity was extinct 30 years ago when the colony began.
Formal wear includes fishnets, havianas and target matching tracksuits. If affordable, Nike runners are used to show wealth and are paired with jeans for Weddings.
A Lavian's diet and cuisine is vast consisting of Nicotine, chicken nuggets, burgers, frozen dinners diet shakes, alcohol and much more.
Lavians can also be identified through purchases, such as Orange foundation, Car dice, tattoos, smokes and excessive amounts of VB.
Lavians support Collingwood, often getting tattoos to show their support, in Lavian femenine society the sale of anything with leopard print and pink lace is desired and highly valued, virginity was extinct 30 years ago when the colony began.
Formal wear includes fishnets, havianas and target matching tracksuits. If affordable, Nike runners are used to show wealth and are paired with jeans for Weddings.
A Lavian's diet and cuisine is vast consisting of Nicotine, chicken nuggets, burgers, frozen dinners diet shakes, alcohol and much more.
tracksuits Leopard print runners Lavington
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“some of yall gon say well i am ugly as fuck, but thats okay, a bish livin lavish. my boyfriend a pro athlee, he play baseball and im happy and u not”
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