Lap Dog

A woman who follows a man she loves around. She lives for a positive words from him. The guy is not attracted to the woman at all. Behind her back he will proclaim how inadequate she is, but he likes having something around that worships him. Whenever he calls, she comes. They spend hours or days together. He is fine with using her. Beastly woman. Usually educated, foreign, with access to lots of money and/or drugs.

1. "Hey, i want you to go to the beach with us but leave your lap dog at home."

2. She's a butterface and deformed, but she is always giving me money and introducing me to rich people.

by LoveLIGHT July 13, 2014

Lap Eggs

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

by Chad A. February 28, 2003

Lap Dizzle

A lap dance.

"Yo girl get ova' here, I want a lap dizzle!"

by Hmbsm21 May 30, 2009

Lap Slug

A giant, fat, big-assed, hairy cat who lounges on your lap and is very difficult to remove from said lap.

I gave that Lap Slug a solid nudge. She barely stirred, but voiced extreme annoyance at the interruption to her peaceful nap. That "solid nudge" progressed to a solid push, but that Lap Slug wasn't moving come Hell or high water.

by VieuxScott May 5, 2010

lap seizure

An orgasm that causes whole-body, toe-curling, screaming, and convulsions similar to a Grand Mal seizure.

Instead of calling 911, my boyfriend should have kept riding my dick until the lap seizure passed. He might of had one, too!

by jeffstick February 13, 2012

lap clap

When you have a phone or IPad in one hand and applause is required. You slap your lap or leg with your free hand to simulate applause. Lap Clap

I had my phone in my left hand so I slapped my lap with my right hand to applaud when Bill received his award. Lap claps come in handy.

by MontanaBill May 27, 2013

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes

Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month

by Fijfntjdudhrd October 2, 2019